Tuesday, 31 March 2009

Japanese Pretty Boy



Transcript:
sugei kawaii - Super cute!
Otoko? - You a dude?
Honto ni otoko? - Really are you a dude?
*Guy in glasses reach out*
Damedame, soleiino? - no no don't, are you sure it's okay?
rurukakunin - Okay for the record, check.
*touches chest*
honto ni otoko da - It's really a dude
arghhh... Gamandekinei - I can't take it anymore!
*guy hugs the contestant*
shotsuwa? - whats your height?
hakurokujuni - 162cm
Zetaikotsura tsukiraizo (slang) - I rather have him
*Girlfriend gets embarrassed*
Shoganai - that's how it is I guess
karemogaiine? - he looks alot better than you
Joseihagimete? Is this your first time dressed as a girl?
hai hagimetedesu - Yes it's my first time
koeiwaonnanano? Are you trying to sound like a girl?
iie, zenzen otokonodesu? No, it's my real voice
Gori-san daiskute - Please say I love you Gori
Gori-san daiskuki - I love you Gori

Sunday, 22 March 2009

Ali G - Animal Rights



Funny shit!

The McGangBang: A McChicken Sandwich Inside A Double Cheeseburger



The McGangBang ranks up there in the holy pantheon of WTF. It's a sandwich made from a double cheeseburger and a McChicken sandwich — where you put an entire McChicken sandwich inside a double cheeseburger. It's a creative manipulation of existing menu items, and an exercise in frugality: taking two items off of the Dollar Menu and creating an entirely new sandwich for a total of $2.16. Truly, it's a sandwich that's more than the sum of its parts.

The naming, of course, is somewhat obscene — "gangbang" is defined as "sexual intercourse with multiple partners in turn or at the same time." It's illicit in more ways that one — chicken and beef most definitely make for an unnatural pairing.

In addition, it's sort of a subversive act for people to order it by name, as well as a thrill to confound the McDonald's employee with an order for a McGangBang — so much so that people are documenting their experiences at drive-thrus and counters on YouTube (see the many, many videos after the jump).

Source: Eat me daily

An Anthropological Introduction To YouTube

How To Get Free Food From Fastfood Drive-Thrus

Wednesday, 18 March 2009

2-Year-Old Child Smokes & Curses In Sichuan



2-year-old child who can’t even eat candy knows how to smoke skillfully and curse shocks people.

The user that made the post says, this video was recorded by a friend while he was eating barbecued fish; it was him that put it on the web. The child’s parents sell fish at a food market, and since there are some bad people there, the bad behavior of the adults present led to what we see in this video. The original poster also says that this child’s behavior fully illustrates the meaning of the saying “With good people you learn to be a good person, with bad people you learn to be a bad person.”

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